But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
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