Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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