I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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