And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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