fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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