This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I will be naked everywhere
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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