I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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