I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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