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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....

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  After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.

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• (914): View more from New York

  all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?

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• (716): View more from New York

  Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.

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