He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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