Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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