My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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