I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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