so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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