i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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