just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
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