who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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