just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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