morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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