the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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