Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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