apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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