she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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