I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
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