When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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