ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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