My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Blow job season was short but glorious.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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