Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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