Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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