I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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