Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Two words: nipple clamps
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