i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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