Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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