Your dad touched me again.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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