Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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