is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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