so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I am one with the molecules
I am available for nakedness
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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