my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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