I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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