come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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