im gay
i know
yea but for you.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
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