I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
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