I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I have feelings that need drinking.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Randomize
