Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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