If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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