We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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