i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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