i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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