I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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