windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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