New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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