it wasn't lemon gatorade
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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