I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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