They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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