There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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