People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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