I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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