i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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